There are many traps awaiting a foreigner in Poland already at the room booking stage.

Many people, steered by the price, distance from the city center or simply by delegating the booking to their assistant, are forced to stay in grim and unpleasant conditions.

Personally, I don’t recommend the Novotel hotels – both the one in the city center and the one by the airport, as well as Sofitel Victoria and the Marriott at the airport. I also don’t recommend the Bristol hotel – the price is completely disproportionate to the quality. 

Horrid are also the Sangate (GROMADA) hotels, both the one at the airport, as well as the one in the city center. These hotels are still deeply stuck in the communist era and the atmosphere is nothing but depressing. Girls have trouble getting in (the security guard tends to block the elevator or stand at the door) and the rooms are tiny, cramped and unpleasant (especially at the Novotel City Center).

Here’s a list of recommendable hotels:

Warszawa Hotel – Plac Powstańców Warszawy

Raffles Old Town

H15 Hotel

Polonia Palace – city center vis a vis the central railway station

Intercontinental 

La Regina

Rialto

Sheraton 

Sheraton four points

Westin

Raddison (Grzybowska)

When it comes to the Okęcie Airport, Renaissance Hotel is very pleasant (and it’s right at the airport), as well as Soundgarden Hotel (a little further away). 

Mercury Airport Hotel provides an inexpensive option located halfway between the airport and the city center. 

I don’t recommend using the concierge services to order girls – they are very disoriented and uninterested, for example a concierge at the Intercontinetal directs the guests of the Presidential Suite to… a very cheap nearby brothel which leaves a very bad taste.

Another trap awaiting visitors are cabs. Fortunately, there are fewer and fewer cab drivers who want to fraud their customers but there are still some who see their chance in foreigners. I do not recommend using Uber – the drivers are not familiar with the city, the cars are old and unpleasant and the drivers are mostly from India and Ukraine and don’t speak a word of both English and Polish. 

If you’re looking for an inexpensive option that also provides good quality, install the MyTaxi app. It has a Lite feature which isn’t far from Uber price-wise. The drivers usually speak English and know the city well.

Where to eat?

I recommend Czerwony Wieprz (the Red Hog), Stary Dom (the Old House), Nolita, Różana (The Rose Café), Akademia, Amber Room, Bistro de Paris, Pod Gigantami, Platter by Karol Okrasa, Dom Polski (the Polish House).

Where to get a drink?

The safest option is the hotel bar. There are several really nice hotel bars – Panorama Sky Bar at the Marriott City Center, the Intercontinental Bar or the Raffles Hotel Bar. 

Another option is Mazowiecka street. There are lots of clubs there and they can be divided into several groups depending on the target demographics and music genres. I don’t recommend the Enklawa club located there. It’s tiny, cramped and the bar line goes on for miles. Moreover, there are no emergency exits. 

For a drink I recommend the Ritual Club. If you like latino and love to dance then Teatro Cubano, which is located close to Mazowiecka Street, would be a very good choice.

Two clubs that lie beyond Mazowiecka are Level 27 and The View – but to be perfectly honest, they have both been going downhill and are not entirely recommendable. Instead, you could try Na Lato.

If you’re heading out to town, leave your passport and cash in the hotel safe. If you need an ID, then take your driver’s license and take just 100-200 Polish Zlotys in cash.

Warsaw is a pretty safe city but you can still be met by a pickpocketer.

I most definitely don’t recommend the go-go and striptease clubs. They exist solely to draw as much money as possible out of you, often by fraud.

If you’re coming to Warsaw for a bachelor party, then I recommend booking a professional dancer prior to your trip who will perform for you for an agreed sum. Such a cost is usually around 300-500 euros. 

If you’re planning such a trip as a groom-to-be or a groomsman, contact me and I’ll help you organise a quality and safe bachelor party.

Ordering call girls in Warsaw

If I were you, I wouldn’t think that you’ll find a supermodel for 50 or 100 euros. Prices here are the same as in other European countries.

When it comes to prices charged by great-looking girls who speak good English and have fair standards, then the prices vary between 200-400 euros an hour.

I recommend euroescortgirls and topescortbabes websites where the verification is decent (the girls need to provide their passport copy). Remember, however, to tick ‘verified ads’. 

If you want to further verify ads, ask for a full-body selfie (no face, as most girls won’t show it) with the date and time on it. 

I also recommend contacting the girls via Whatsapp or email – many agencies use only old type phones, with no IOS or android. If a girl has no online contact option, then it’s most likely a brothel or an agency.

Most independent callgirls in Warsaw only offer the outcall option, with no incall available. 

Laws in Poland

Prostitution in Poland, both offering paid appointments as well as taking them, is LEGAL.

Possession of drugs, including marihuana in small amounts for personal use only, is ILLEGAL.

It is also illegal to consume alcohol in the streets.